Funny quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

by john on January 27th, 2015 at 12:20 pm

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

“My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”

— Rodney Dangerfield